"I don't know how she could have done this to me. I just don't get it," said Harold Ogilivy.
Guests at the wedding ceremony said that eleven year old fiancé, Jennifer Ogilivy, grew more and more agitated as the ceremony progressed.
"I could tell that she wanted to be somewhere else. She kept looking at her watch and she finally just left after Harold told her they couldn't finish the wedding later," an unidentified guest informed us.
"I just love Justin Bieber more than becoming a wife and mother at this point in my life," Jennifer Ogilivy told us.
When asked if she enjoyed the concert, she replied, "It was so awesome. Justin is so hot right now. I can't believe I almost missed the concert because I was marrying my uncle. I can see Uncle Harold any old time, how often do I get to see Justin?"
The almost-married Harold Ogilivy hasn't given up on his dreams of getting married just yet.
"I look at this as a temporary setback. I am fixin' to get married at least once before I die and I am going to make that dream happen. And let me tell you, things are looking up because my sister has this really beautiful nine year old who's available."
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