Man Murdered By His 40 Wives

Barambhi, India(DE) – A man married to forty women was murdered last week outside of his home.

Apparently, the victim was napping in a hammock when his wives had had enough and attacked him while he slept. After a lengthy four hour beating, the wives decided he was dead enough and left to go "Happy's", a local bar.

Police have charged each of the forty wives with first degree murder and the trial is set to start early next summer. The wives were upset that their husband took a nap after working 56 hours straight to support their spending habits. Women rights organization are already collecting donations for the wives' legal defense fund.