Las Vegas, NV (DE) – Can't find a job? The world's oldest profession has one waiting for you. That's the message of a new ad campaign for the prostitution industry.
"With the economy crumbling all around us and millions of people losing their jobs and homes, we just want to put out the word that we have a job just for you," Herman Treestump, president of the U.S. Prostitution Public Relations Board, told us.
The planned ad campaign will drive home the message that working as a prostitute has more than its share of benefits. "Where else can you make lots of money, meet new and exciting people, and do something that you enjoy?" asked Treestump. "I hear from all sorts of people about how much they hated their job and then they got fired. This campaign is reaching out to them and letting them know that prostitution is a job that can give you a better life."
Those looking for a better life through prostitution may have a difficult time finding it as the controversy surrounding the campaign grows. "This is horrible. I can't believe that this might happen," stated Julia Cledder. A reformed prostitute, Cledder, has been waging a war against the very industry that once supported her.
"I should know better than anyone else that prostitution is harmful and I will do everything in my power to stop this ad campaign from launching," Cledder informed us.
Treestump, however, is not overly concerned with Cledder's threat to stop the campaign from running. "I've had better," Treestump explained.
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