Thursday, July 1, 2010
Taco Bites Woman's Face
Lincoln, Nebraska(DE) – A taco is accused of attempted murder after a woman tried to eat it. After purchasing the taco at a Mexican fast food store, the taco took a bite out of her face as she began to devour it after a long day. An employee at the store said, "I am not surprised this has happened because I knew the tacos were trying to do this for quite some time." He added, "I am going to have to do something to make sure this doesn't happen again." The victim has since recovered and is planning to sue the taco, the restaurant, the hospital, her parents, and the country of Mexico.